scaredofthemoon: Hello my humble fangirls, my name is King...

scaredofthemoon:

Hello my humble fangirls, my name is King Stewberry. I will now go make out with Stephen. Have a wonderful day.

OMG OMG OMG Since mine is Cristiano Ronaldo… I think I’d just go hang with Kaka and all them Madrid boys. 

I wake up to a strange hotel room. Oh crap what happened?! I panic and approach a mirror. “Oh shit!” I say with a Mexican accent. “Soy Javier Hernandez y estoy en San Diego apunto de jugar con la selección” Idk. I could go on but I’m lazy and on my iPod.